Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows
This week an actual, if not useful at the moment thought or three. In fact, this may be the least immediately useful advice I have ever given. No worries though, it will
…ok, may, help next season. I plan to think on it and give it a proper write up then.
The Iron Law of Pods. Provisional version.
Doesn’t that mean, it is more like the Bronze law of Pods?
How about the un-smelted Law of Pods?
Those are fish!
He isn’t wrong
So, the un-smelted law of Cods?
Ahem. The Iron Law of Pods. Provisional version:
The earlier and better a POD, the less time they remain a POD.
So, by that logic, the only time you can truly pick a Pod is the last week of the season, since nobody can react and bring him in?
Right. Which actually bring me to the next bit, The Rusty Curse of Pods.
Like stinky fish?
Well, sort of.
Anyways, The Inverse Iron Law of Pods. Provisional version:
The worse a POD performs, the longer he stays a POD.
Oh, right, because if he does badly, nobody else brings him in, and you get to keep enjoying his bad scores all by yourself.
Like the Worpedo?
Oh yes, that brings me to the last bit. The Rusty Curse of Pods. Provisional version:
After you trade out an under-performing POD, he will most likely start doing well.
Ah, right, the Worpedo indeed, at least for many.
I have never had him, but thanks anyways little bloke.
So, there you have it. I mean them. Provisionally.
Please gods I beg you
This year all I ask is a:
Four digit finish
Dustin Martin last week pumped out a 132 so suddenly less dodgy! I repeat him as an option. Ross went for 116 and Worpel for 142. Dang!
Twilight Narkle went for 56, which can’t have surprised anyone really.
This week, short but simple – Captain a Bulldog midfielder.
Remember, all predictions wrong or triple your money back!
Apologies in advance for delays in responding to comments, ’cause sleep and work. Stupid time zones.
Please let me know what I missed and messed up in the comments. I’ll try and fix and add tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks for Reading!
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