Cow Talk Round 14 –> 15

Written by Father Dougal on June 26 2019

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

Cough, moan.

That’s how you started off last time, which was like, three weeks ago!

Yeah, sorry. I seem to have caught a a lot more than a cold, and while I am finally getting better, I’m still not quite right.

Squeak, squeak, snicker!

Yeah, that was an amazing straight line. Good one!

Oh, yeah. So anyways, turns out I am not up for a proper Cow Talk, but I did the numbers on the guys who I think matter and put them below. This time with two whole words each! See, progress!

Defenders

 

Hore – Bad Timing!

Duursma – Solid Scoring

Wilke – Upgrade me

Rozee – Still Unpredictable

Moore – Hair tragedy

Answerth– Score better!

Midfielders

Walsh – Fecking Fifty!

Butters – Sell Soon

Gibbons –  Bad Protection  (Forgot to change the 34 to his average. He’s not likely to lose cash next week, and probably will gain, but the big drop off the week after, that should happen!)

Stack– Still Growing!

O. Baker– Not Ripe

Rucks

O’Brian – Amazing run

Forwards

Setterfield – Trade Me

Balta – Quite Disappointing

 

L. Baker – Also Disappointing

 

Remember, all predictions wrong or triple your money back!

Apologies in advance for delays in responding to comments, ’cause sleep and work. Stupid time zones.

Let me know what I missed and messed up in the comments. I’ll try and fix and add tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks for Reading!

 

 

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