Cow Talk โ€“ Round 22

Written by Father Dougal on August 16 2017

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

I don’t want to think about what’s going on this and next week, so instead I’m still looking backwards! Rigorously structured number analysis takes time and will happen over the off season, so instead here are someย rigorously structured write-ups. Defenders last week, mids this week, and rucks and forwards next week.


Sam Powell-Pepper

Very popular
Going into game week one
You did what we hoped

Sammo Petrevski-Seton

Just like a yo-yo
Up and down then up and down
Your scores drove men mad

Jake Barrett

You had much promise
Some good scores followed by shite
Sold you just in time

Jarrod Berry

Don’t know who you are
Some cow many people own
who’s numbers I ran

Tim Taranto

You sure cost a lot
Scored a few points, made some cash
Not really worth it

Blake Hardwick

You waited so long
To start your run of good scores
Had been culled week ago

James Cousins

At least you were cheap
Sad about the injury
Better luck next year


Again, 100% sure that no predictions will be wrong this week!


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