Player Who Most Gives You The Heebeegeebees

Written by Motts on February 23 2012

It’s been a passionate week for me so I thought we’d run a 2012 version of this poll after we ran it back in 2010.

Put the call out on Twitter tonight for some options and boy did the hate follow thick and fast after that. Thanks again to all those who assisted me in putting this together. Your vitriol was appreciated.

You get 3 votes each – pick wisely.

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190 thoughts on “Player Who Most Gives You The Heebeegeebees”

  1. Maxwell, scully (autocorrect wants me to use scummy -HA!) and ziebell.

    From the olden days for me: hocking, liberatore and carey

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  2. Selwood….by a mile……I have NEVER seen someone duck into so many tackles in all my life…..why doesn’t he become a rugby union front rower??? He’d be brilliant at that game

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  3. its a left fielder but Tom Swift from the eagles. if i eva crossed paths with that man i would seriously punch that pussy little pony tail of his pussy a#$e head! Argh……… that feels beta!

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  4. Nathan Buckley.. Hands down I have never hated anyone as much I hate “FIGJAM”… Such a tool.. I’d love nothin more then to throw him a beating.. So glad he never won a flag… Leigh Montagna is another.. Jus something about him…

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  5. 3 votes Palmer! For breaking barlows leg, even though I’m an eagles supporter I still liked watching Barlow play.
    2 votes Tom Swift! Was gonna pick him for one vote but after the last haircut or lack of he moved up.
    1 vote Ballentine! Is a knob, enough said

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  6. Where’s Eddie Maguire ? He may not have played but surely the sheer level of detestation propels us into a weird parallel universe where we are allowed to pick the prick ?

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  7. Gotta be Maxwell! Unfortunately my work is affiliated with collingwood, so not only do I have to look at his ugly mug every time I go onto our homepage, he also came into work for a visit last year! Management walked him around our floor just before midday, and they were not impressed with the number of people who decided to take an early lunch that day.

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  8. stevie j for me cause im from wangaratta and have to listen to how the sun shine out of his ass yet watch him stuff up week in and week out, making obvious blunders and mistakes, yet no one seems to notice or comment on him untill he has ONE good game every 7-10 weeks.. then his spot is set in concrete for another year,,

    that and he was an absolute c****head when i played in town and he used to come up to a training every now and again. as an under 18 everyone of my mates were trying to have a beer with him and stuff and i watched him brush them off like flies and chat to only a couple of his select mates around the club..

    needless to say.. i can hold a good grudge. have met his old man and he’s a top bloke. but i just dont like the boy. 🙂

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  9. Most hated person in football is easily the prick of a Hawks supporter that I sat next to at the 2008 grand final. The most ungracious fan I’ve ever had the displeasure of sitting near. Mate if I wouldn’t even break for you if I saw you in the car park!

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  10. Any conversation that turns to religion is worth leaving before anyone gets “crucified” lol root for all evil!!!!! There is only one religion, and that’s Aussie Rules.. ALTHOUGH!!! Certain people are ruinin that religion too.. 🙁

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  11. 3 votes Maxwell……tosser
    2 votes Maxwell’s Dad….father of a tosser
    1 vote Maxwell’s dog……probably a chiahuahua and a tosser

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  12. I actually don’t hate players the way I used to…. Primarily ‘cos of Supercoach….. BUT I will always hate Milne….. And if he was still playing Jeff Farmer who I met out one night, and was off his nut and a complete $&@$& to everyone.

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  13. ballantyne ..( little libba ) , dirty mouthy little sod
    milne .. look at me im a star , and some other allegations outside of football .
    J riewoldt …temper drama queen . sookie la la

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  14. I spoke to someone last weekend who works at Punt Road and they reckon Dustin Martin is an absolute f***wit Apparently he also loves to check out his own guns in the mirror.

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  15. I spoke to someone last weekend who works at Punt Road and they reckon Dustin Martin is an absolute f***wit. Apparently he also loves to check out his own guns in the mirror too.

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  16. I can’t beleive how low Daisy Thomas is on the ratings?
    Hate that prick with a passion.
    Maxwell and Didak round out the top 3… Anyone see a similarity? 😛

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  17. Might open up a can of worms here but seeing as FIGJAM got a mention (no. 3 on my list) I’m going to throw out these other two leaders on my all time list:

    2. Matthew ‘The Velvet Sledge Hammer’ Lloyd – strutted around like butter wouldn’t melt but was one of the dirtiest players in the modern game and only ever hit soft targets. Combine that with being a self confessed cheat with the amount of diving he did and you’ve got one hell of a hate magnet.

    1. Can’t go past The King or Wankery as we preferred to call him. Not only was he a complete prick back in his playing days, but he manages to still be enough of a flog to keep his over-sized head in the papers and continue to remind us how much of a prick he was, is and will always be.

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  18. All the hate is for Collingwood players! Is that because we are the biggest club to ever walk planet earth? Is it because we are in the papers and on TV every single day of the year? Is it because our supporters are obnoxious and arrogant? Is it because our president is the greatest administrator to ever live? Or our coach has the greatest right boot to ever play AFL? Or our former coach called Milney a rapist and bullied the media? Or because we get more people than any other club through the gates each season by about 7 million? Or because we get all the major sponsors and have the most cash and bully other lesser clubs? Or because of our 2010 flag? Or our ability to consistently play finals over the last 7 years? Win lose or draw, we have the greatest supporters bar none, and we will remain to be the biggest powerhouse, regardless of results. All you haters can go back in your shells, because 2011 was a minor hiccup, ala Geelong 2008. Get ready for a complete and utter dominance of the next decade. Jealousy is a curse. Collingwood ’til I die!!!

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  19. Wow… Looks like I really missed a party.. Ummm, “flagpies” really epitomise’s why we hate collingwood.. The biggest bridesmaids in th a AFL.. How many GF losses?? Buckley is goin to ruin ur club.. See ya pendlebury..

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  20. Lol… I’m kinda new to th thread, second yr SC, but so addicted.. Not a collingwood fan, actually, I hate them.. Lol. Loved Malthouse though, but dislike FIGJAM with a passion..

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  21. Wow I missed some very intelligent conversations yesterday. Now I’m madder than FlaglessPies2012’s comments.

    BTW who is this Nick Maxwell u guys speak of? Haven’t heard of him.
    #WheelsAreFallingOff

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  22. This one’s for you, Flaggy.

    I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don’t care about or respect others.

    Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category. This story involves the police who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Yarra River near Southbank.

    The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption while visiting “someone” in the area.

    He was wearing “Black Fishnet Stockings”, “8 Inch Spiked Heels”, “A Red Garter Belt”, “A Pink G-String”, “Purple Lipstick”, “Dazzle Dust on his Eyelids”, “ False Eyelashes”, “A Collingwood T-Shirt” and had a stick of celery protruding from his rectum.

    The police removed the T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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