“Small or Far Away” Father Dougal on Cows
The first rule of Round 12, is that we don’t talk about Round 12!
“And the first rule of Round 13 is that we don’t talk about Round 13”
Right, which of course is easy because for some reason neither of those rounds happened for some reason.
“Right, kinda odd, but not worth thinking about. ”
Exactly! Easiest Cow Talk ever, see you next week!
“Yup, later mate!”
My, it looks like FD left his computer on…..and didn’t write much this week. I’m not surprised, there were sure a lot of odd noises over the weekend, and he was sobbing a lot as he fell asleep. Something about a couple of old apple computers and stuff on the web; not really sure. Hugged me extra hard too. Well, while he’s sleeping off all the beer, I might as well take advantage and write something. Let’s see…. first let me introduce myself. I’m Cuddly To Mini Therion, his stuffed hamster. With a selfie stick and some duck tape I can probably get a pic of me writing this……
Aren’t I cute! I’m holding a pumpkin seed, which I love. What else about me….I was named for To Mini Therion .666 who was FD’s first hamster. To Mega Therion means “The Great Beast” so he was “the little beast”. I’m into food and sleep and playing in cardboard tubes. Also helping out FD, who seems to be too far gone to write this week. Guess I will do my cuddly best!
Tom Doedee: My Favorite food is pumpkin seeds. Tom is like a pumpkin patch that is now out of pumpkins. Oh well. Maybe he will grow a few more if you wait. But maybe you should find a new pumpkin patch.
Ed Richards is like finding a pumpkin seed you hid away and forgot about, and then you have an extra pumpkin seed!
Lachlan Murphy Didn’t play. About as valuable as bedding I have already peed on.
Tom Cole Can pumpkin seeds go bad? Mine never last long enough to go bad. This one might.
Bailey Rice Now with a pumpkin head
Tim Kelly FD read a story to me once where some evil witch wasted a pumpkin filled with perfectly edible seeds by turning it into a useless, inedible coach. At the end it turned back though, so it had a happy ending. This seed is currently edible at least. Eat it now?
Nick Holman looks like he plays for a team called the pumpkins, because when they play they all look like big pumpkins that fall down a lot. Mostly when they bump into each other, which is very clumsy of them. It’s odd that while they look so much like pumpkins nobody wants to own any of them, not even to open up and eat the seeds from! Baffling
Lachlan Fogarty is more like one of those black tube pellets that I never eat, and is not much like a pumpkin seed
Bailey Banfield is more like a one of these green pellets that are okay if you have already eaten all of your pumpkin seeds, than he is a pumpkin seed. He should probably be eaten
Jaidyn Stephenson is like one of those little seeds I eat every once and a while. I usually save them but not sure about this seed
Andrew Brayshaw is more like a one of these reddish pellets that are okay if you have already eaten all of your pumpkin seeds and green pellets, than he is a pumpkin seed. He should probably be eaten
Paddy Dow reminds me of a cardboard tube I improve by chewing on until it falls apart. He’s pretty chewed on
Cameron Rayner Had his bye
Oscar McInerny Had his bye
Jake Waterman have you ever had anyone give you so much lettuce that you couldn’t eat it all, then it got gross?
Bayley Fritsch had his bye
Daniel Lloyd: had his bye
Billy Gowers is sort of like lettuce right before it gets gross
Jack Henry: Carrots can get gross too if left too long
Ben Ronke reminds me off cooked pasta. Best thing ever as far as hamsters are concerned. Never lasts long, but does not need to because it gets eaten so fast
Charlie Spargo had his bye
Matt Guelfi had his bye
Jack Higgins is wierd, because his name leads you to expect moldy celery but you actually get sort of decent celery.
Tim Smith had his bye and was injured anyway
Zac Langdon had his bye
Dwarf hamsters are prone to diabetes, so you can’t give them cooked pasta or most fruits and not even corn and smashed peas. Until they get so old that they need the best food and they won’t have time to get diabetes. Syrian and Robos can have all the treats you can give them.
In their natural habitat, the Roborovski hamster runs a lot – in fact it averages equivalent to 4 human marathons each and nightly! They could play hamster footy! They are also very fast, and if they ever get loose you will never be able to catch them like you can other hamsters. They can be gotten to where you can handle them, but often they are better “look but don’t touch” pets.
Syrian hamsters are the best for children, because they are bigger and easier to handle than the smaller Russian Dwarf and Robo hamsters.
Thank you for reading! Pumpkin seeds for everyone!
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