Cow Talk Round 20 –> 21

Written by Father Dougal on August 7 2019

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

Hi everybody!

So um, I’m very, very sorry.

Say for what.

I should never have taunted the Supercoach gods and scared the Hamster.

What was the Hamster?

The Hamster was right.

#TheHamsterWasRight

Yes you were. I’m very sorry

And what did the Supercoach gods do to you?

The had Lycett dropped for no good reason whatsoever.

And?

Jeremy Cameron hurt his knee

And?

I couldn’t decide who to bring in, and then napped until after it was too late to trade them.

Meaning?

I got a donut and had to donate to the Cancer Council.

And have you learned you lesson?

Um…

SQUEAK!

Well, Um, maybe? Mostly?

Did the night of 1000 pumpkin seeds teach you nothing?

That an angry hamster can do things with pumpkins seeds that will live on in my nightmares forever?

And?

That I’m going to shut up before I get myself in trouble again, and go onto the dodgy advice?

Squeak!

Ok, some Haikus. Guess who they for?

Such promise you had
A lesson in holding fast
The hasty were sad

A differential
Points and the perfect Bye
Struck down far too soon

Pearl before coaches
Why you were not in all teams
We will never know

Dodgy Advice

Dustin Martin! The Tigers are going into finals and while his one great season has caused him to be overrated as a Supercoach asset, he can put up big numbers and shows up in big games. He is only $489,000 right now which is pretty cheap compared to the obviously better options. If you can afford someone more expensive, by all means do that. But, if not, he is capable of three good games a in row. All of them at home.

 

 

Remember, all predictions wrong or triple your money back!

Apologies in advance for delays in responding to comments, ’cause sleep and work. Stupid time zones.

Please let me know what I missed and messed up in the comments. I’ll try and fix and add tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks for Reading!

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Cow Talk Round 20 –> 21”

  1. Well at least he’s repentant… 😛

    The haiku have me stumped. Can we have a hint for each one?

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    1. Hmm.. All cows who I did numbers for.

      The first and last should be known to people even if they did not own them. The middle one may already be forgotten. One and two both had injuries.

      If that is not enough I can add more

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