Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows
Now that we are in the middle of finals there is little point in looking forward at cows, so instead let’s look backwards! Rigorously structured number analysis takes time and will happen over the off season, so instead here are some rigorously structured write-ups. Defenders this week, mids next, and rucks and forwards after that.
Andy Otten
Such early promise
Did make a lot of money
when sold at the byes
Andrew McGrath
A fine average
And you played regularly
Yet not much cash made
Tom Stewart
Not what I had hoped
Injured when I needed you
Still, I can’t complain
Nick Newman
Over and over
We’ll all quip “Hello Newman!”
until you retire
Alex Witherden
So many high scores
Sadly, just a sixty nine
As Dangerfield’s sub
Matthew Scharenberg
Sure, you’re hot right now
Far too late to make money
Just points on the bench
Luke Ryan
Huge scores when it counts
Punished for not owning you
Didn’t forsee that
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Thanks FD
May I add one.
Jarrod Berry.
After a very slow start
You have warmed to your craft.
You have earned your spot now.
Thankyou Berry cow.
Thanks Father, for your work all things calf.
So simple, yet gave me a laugh.
Wonderful once more
You are a treasure Father
I applaud loudly
Josh Smith
For us poor schmucks who started the year with,
And took a punt on one Josh Smith
Used him as a loophole after he went down with a thud
Till he finally returned and now we’re left with a spud