Cow Talk – Round 21

Written by Father Dougal on August 9 2017

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

Now that we are in the middle of finals there is little point in looking forward at cows, so instead let’s look backwards! Rigorously structured number analysis takes time and will happen over the off season, so instead here are some rigorously structured write-ups. Defenders this week, mids next, and rucks and forwards after that.

 

Andy Otten

Such early promise
Did make a lot of money
when sold at the byes

Andrew McGrath

A fine average
And you played regularly
Yet not much cash made

Tom Stewart

Not what I had hoped
Injured when I needed you
Still, I can’t complain

Nick Newman

Over and over
We’ll all quip “Hello Newman!”
until you retire

Alex Witherden

So many high scores
Sadly, just a sixty nine
As Dangerfield’s sub

Matthew Scharenberg

Sure, you’re hot right now
Far too late to make money
Just points on the bench

Luke Ryan

Huge scores when it counts
Punished for not owning you
Didn’t forsee that

 

Hey, 100% sure that no predictions will be wrong this week!

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4 thoughts on “Cow Talk – Round 21”

  1. Josh Smith

    For us poor schmucks who started the year with,
    And took a punt on one Josh Smith
    Used him as a loophole after he went down with a thud
    Till he finally returned and now we’re left with a spud

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