SCT Coaches Profile – T’s Toecutters

Written by Schwarzwalder on August 10 2018

Coaches, please welcome T’s Toecutters.ย  Not too prolific in our Forums but always here to soak in the footy banter………….

 

SCT Alias: T’s Toecutters

Real Name: Andre (aka Tesch – short for surname)

Meaning of Alias: The Night Rider can provide further details

City: Melbourne

Age: 43

Height: 6.3

Weight: 98kg

Job: Industrial Relations – Building & Construction

Status: Divorced – rage traded post insemination

Kids: Max (4yo) – light of my life

Favourite food: Rib eye (Grosvenor Hotel – outstanding marbling)

Favourite drink: Don’t mind a beer

Favourite film: Mad Max I

Favourite quote: “As long as the paperwork is clean, I don’t care what you
do out there…”

Hobbies: Whatever Max wants to do (Skate park, swimming, playing with any
ball, train or car, fixing, pulling apart and putting back together,
cuddles with Dad or reading) & golf

Footy team: Blues (you reap what you sow – the next three years will
determine if Carlton can adapt to building culture and success in the
highly competitive platform of AFL)

Sporting ability: Nil now. Still got my hand eye to practice with my little
man whatever he chooses.

State of the game: Leave it alone – every round speaks for itself for the
last 122 years. Good games, bad games, blow outs, close games… Invest in
goal line tech to limit errors (like the NRL bunker) – if you want a
perfect game, with perfect decisions, with perfect players – get online and
create a perfect game to align with your modern values. In the meantime the naysayers can get out of our sport and let women, men, girls and boys play the sport they love which is a reflection of life – unpredictable, open to
interoperation, winners, losers and ultimately providing a sound foundation of learning, discipline and respect.

Best Overall End of Season SC ranking: 566 (2017)

SC Ranking this year: 3047 – not happy but made bad initial premo
decisions and and copped the brunt of injuries. No excuses, traded my way
back into the game but off the mark this year.

Leagues: Very happy to be part of SCT6 League- up against Cundalini’s Right Hand this week.

Thanks to the SCT Chiefs and regular contributors. Great forum and great
outlet. ** ‘Agreed’ – Schwarzwalder ๐Ÿ˜‰ **

Cheers
Tesch

 

If you’d like to share your profile with your fellow SCT Coaches, then send it through to me at ‘schwarzwalder at supercoachtalk dot com‘ย  and I’ll post it up within a few days.ย  You can always add/remove info as you please…….

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6 thoughts on “SCT Coaches Profile – T’s Toecutters”

  1. Awesome, Tesch

    Arguably one of the finest lines Iโ€™ve read for a while….

    โ€œRage traded post inseminationโ€

    Well done everyone, itโ€™s been sensational getting to know SCT coaches that little bit more over the last week or so.

    Cheers Catta

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    1. Cheers Catta.

      Good to hear that I provided you a chuckle in my diatribe.

      Great work to you and the SCT regular contributors.

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  2. Have to agree with Catta. Havenโ€™t laughed that hard in a while. Wonderful take on footy and life more generally. Good on ya Tesch.
    Donโ€™t work Fridays anymore. Spend them with my soon-to-be 4yr old Archie instead. Best of times ya? Enjoy them to the Max ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Thanks Allsaints.

    Appreciate your comments, such a great time of life to enjoy your time with your little man Archie. Excellent work on the forums.

    Big cheers to Schwarz.

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