The Teams – R17

Napoleon Bonaparte was invading England. One day he was standing in his tent when one of his generals rushed in. “Emperor, there’s 1000 enemy troops coming over the hill.”

“General”, Napoleon said. “Fetch me my red jacket”.

“Why do you want that?”, the general said.

“So when they cut me, they won’t see me bleed.”

The general walked out of Napoleon’s tent truly in awe of his commanding officer. 15 minutes later he rushed back in again “Emperor, original estimates were wrong. Its actually 100,000 enemy troops coming over the hill!”

There was a pause and then Napoleon said:

“General, fetch me my brown corduroys”.

Cheers Chaos Theory – Full teams to follow shortly.

ROUND 17 AFL TEAMS

St Kilda v Essendon

Friday 14 July, 7.50pm at Etihad Stadium

SAINTS

B: J.Geary, N.Brown, D.Roberton

HB: J.Newnes, J.Carlisle, S.Savage

C: L.Montagna, K.Stevens, J.Billings

HF: J.Sinclair, N.Riewoldt, J.Lonie

F: J.Gresham, N.Riewoldt, J.Battle

FOL: T.Hickey, S.Ross, J.Steven

I/C: J.Steele, S.Gilbert, B.Long, D.McKenzie

EMG: L.Dunstan, B.Acres, R.Marshall

IN: T.Hickey, J.Battle

OUT: B.Longer, T.Membrey

BOMBERS

B: M.Baguley, M.Hartley, A.McGrath

HB: M.Gleeson, M.Hurley, J.Kelly

C: Z.Merrett, D.Heppell, B.Goddard

HF: J.Stewart, C.Hooker, D.Zaharakis

F: O.Fantasia, J.Daniher, J.Green

FOL: T.Bellchambers, T.Colyer, D.Parish

I/C: D.Myers, C.Bird, A.McDonald-Tipungwuti, C.McKenna

EMG: J.Begley, K.Langford, M.Dea

IN: C.Bird

OUT: J.Watson

Geelong Cats v Hawthorn

Saturday 15 July, 1.45pm at the MCG

CATS

B: J.Bews, T.Lonergan, Z.Tuohy

HB: J.Kolodjashnij, L.Henderson, A.Mackie

C: S.Motlop, J.Selwood, C.Guthrie

HF: B.Parfitt, H.Taylor, J.Murdoch

F: D.Menzel, T.Hawkins, J.Parsons

FOL: Z.Smith, M.Duncan, P.Dangerfield

I/C: M.Blicavs, S.Menegola, S.Selwood, R.Stanley

EMG: W.Buzza, Z.Guthrie, S.Simpson

IN: S.Selwood, D.Menzel

OUT: W.Buzza, Z.Guthrie

HAWKS

B: B.Hardwick, K.Brand, K.Heatherley

HB: R.Burton, J.Sicily, L.Hodge

C: I.Smith, T.Mitchell, B.Hartung

HF: L.Breust, J.Gunston, L.Shiels

F: T.Duryea, J.Roughead, R.Schoenmakers

FOL: B.McEvoy, S.Burgoyne, D.Howe

I/C: W.Langford, R.Henderson, K.Stewart, T.O’Brien

EMG: H.Morrison, T.Vickery, B.Whitecross

Unchanged

Port Adelaide v North Melbourne

Saturday 15 July, 2.10pm at Adelaide Oval

POWER

B: J.Pittard, T.Clurey, L.Austin

HB: D.Byrne-Jones, T.Jonas, H.Hartlett

C: B.Ebert, O.Wines, J.Polec

HF: S.Gray, J.Trengove, S.Powell-Pepper

F: C.Wingard, C.Dixon, J.Westhoff

FOL: P.Ryder, R.Gray, T.Boak

I/C: M.White, J.Impey, J.Atley, D.Houston

EMG: A.Young, B.Eddy, R.Bonner

IN: L.Austin

OUT: J.Hombsch

KANGAROOS

B: L.McDonald, R.Tarrant, A.Mullett

HB: S.Atley, S.Thompson, L.Thomas

C: S.Gibson, S.Higgins, A.Swallow

HF: N.Hrovat, M.Daw, T.Garner

F: J.Simpkin, B.Brown, C.Zurhaar

FOL: T.Goldstein, J.Ziebell, B.Cunnington

I/C: D.Nielson, M.Hibberd, C.Wagner, D.Mountford

EMG: L.Hansen, R.Clarke, T.Dumont

IN: C.Zurhaar

OUT: T.Dumont

Gold Coast Suns v Collingwood

Saturday 15 July, 4.35pm at Metricon Stadium

SUNS

B: J.Harbrow, R.Thompson, P.Hanley

HB: T.McKenzie, S.May, A.Saad

C: M.Rischitelli, G.Ablett, M.Rosa

HF: J.Lyons, T.Lynch, C.Ah Chee

F: B.Ainsworth, P.Wright, J.Martin

FOL: J.Witts, T.Miller, D.Swallow

I/C: A.Sexton, S.Lemmens, J.Bowes, A.Hall

EMG: J.Lonergan, B.Fiorini, J.Scrimshaw

IN: G.Ablett, M.Rischitelli, P.Hanley, A.Hall

OUT: R.Davis, J.Lonergan, B.Fiorini, D.Macpherson

MAGPIES

B: J.Howe, L.Dunn, T.Langdon

HB: J.Crisp, T.Goldsack, B.Maynard

C: S.Sidebottom, S.Pendlebury, W.Hoskin-Elliott

HF: J.Thomas, B.Reid, T.Varcoe

F: J.Elliott, D.Moore, A.Fasolo

FOL: B.Grundy, D.Wells, A.Treloar

I/C: J.de Goey, J.Blair, M.Scharenberg, T.Adams

EMG: R.Wills, J.Smith, M.Cox

IN: D.Wells, J.Blair, J.Howe, D.Moore

OUT: L.Greenwood, T.Broomhead, J.Smith, M.Cox

GWS Giants v Sydney Swans

Saturday 15 July, 7.25pm at Spotless Stadium

GIANTS

B: N.Wilson, A.Corr, N.Haynes

HB: A.Tomlinson, P.Davis, H.Shaw

C: L.Whitfield, C.Ward, M.de Boer

HF: D.Smith, R.Lobb, J.Cameron

F: D.Shiel, J.Patton, S.Johnson

FOL: S.Mumford, M.Kennedy, T.Scully

I/C: T.Greene, H.Perryman, J.Kelly, Z.Williams

EMG: W.Setterfield, T.Mzungu, D.Simpson

IN: S.Johnson, Z.Williams, T.Greene

OUT: S.Reid, T.Mzungu, D.Lloyd

SWANS

B: N.Newman, H.Grundy, N.Smith

HB: J.Lloyd, D.Rampe, Z.Jones

C: I.Heeney, J.Kennedy, C.Mills

HF: G.Rohan, L.Franklin, G.Hewett

F: D.Towers, S.Reid, K.Jack

FOL: S.Naismith, D.Hannebery, L.Parker

I/C: J.McVeigh, L.Melican, T.Papley, D.Robinson

EMG: O.Florent, W.Hayward, J.Laidler

IN: J.Kennedy

OUT: O.Florent

Melbourne v Adelaide Crows

Saturday 15 July, 7.40pm at TIO Stadium, Darwin

DEMONS

B: M.Hibberd, O.McDonald, N.Jetta

HB: J.Wagner, S.Frost, B.Vince

C: A.Neal-Bullen, J.Lewis, M.Hannan

HF: C.Petracca, T.McDonald, J.Hunt

F: J.Garlett, J.Hogan, C.Pedersen

FOL: M.Gawn, C.Oliver, J.Melksham

I/C: D.Kent, J.Kennedy-Harris, J.Harmes, J.Smith

EMG: J.Trengove, B.Stretch, S.Weideman

IN: J.Kennedy-Harris

OUT: B.Stretch

CROWS

B: R.Laird, J.Lever, A.Otten

HB: L.Brown, D.Talia, J.Kelly

C: R.Sloane, R.Douglas, B.Smith

HF: R.Knight, T.Walker, C.Cameron

F: E.Betts, J.Jenkins, M.McGovern

FOL: S.Jacobs, M.Crouch, B.Crouch

I/C: D.Mackay, H.Greenwood, R.Atkins, T.Lynch

EMG: J.Beech, J.Gallucci, P.Seedsman

IN: T.Lynch, H.Greenwood

OUT: S.Thompson, W.Milera

Richmond v Brisbane Lions

Sunday 16 July, 1.10pm at Etihad Stadium

TIGERS

B: J.Short, A.Rance, D.Grimes

HB: B.Ellis, D.Astbury, N.Vlastuin

C: S.Edwards, T.Cotchin, S.Grigg

HF: K.Lambert, D.Prestia, J.Castagna

F: D.Rioli, J.Riewoldt, D.Butler

R: T.Nankervis, D.Martin, J.Caddy

I/C from: K.McIntosh, A.Miles, N.Broad, I.Soldo

IN: A.Miles, N.Vlastuin, N.Broad, I.Soldo

OUT: T.Hunt, T.Stengle, Menadue, S.Lloyd (all omitted)

LIONS

B: J.Walker, H.Andrews, D.Rich

HB: S.Mayes, T.Cutler, A.Witherden

C: H.McCluggage, D.Zorko, J.Berry

HF: L.Taylor, D.McStay, R.Bastinac

F: B.Keays, E.Hipwood, J.Schache

R: S.Martin, T.Rockliff, D.Beams

I/C from: N.Robertson, C.Cox, R.Lester, R.Mathieson

IN:  J.Schache, B.Keays, C.Cox

OUT: R.Bewick, M.Hammelmann, A.Smith

Carlton v Western Bulldogs

Sunday 16 July, 3.20pm at the MCG

BLUES

B: C.Byrne, L.Jones, L.Plowman

HB: S.Docherty, J.Weitering, D.Thomas

C: K.Simpson, B.Gibbs, J.Lamb

HF: S.Kerridge, C.Curnow, M.Wright

F: S.Petrevski-Seton, L.Casboult, J.Silvagni

R: M.Kreuzer, M.Murphy, Z.Fisher

I/C from: D.Buckley, B.Boekhorst, N.Graham, A.Silvagni

IN: A.Silvagni, D.Buckley, B.Boekhorst, N.Graham, C.Byrne

OUT: S.White, P.Cripps, H.Macreadie, Cuningham, Sheehan

BULLDOGS

B: D.Morris, Z.Cordy, J.Johannisen

HB: S.Biggs, L.Young, M.Suckling

C: L.Hunter, M.Wallis, R.Murphy

HF: T.McLean, J.Stringer, L.Dahlhaus

F: B.Dale, J.Redpath, L.Picken

R: J.Roughead, M.Bontempelli, J.Macrae

I/C from: T.Liberatore, M.Honeychurch, B.Williams, C.Daniel

IN: R.Murphy, S.Biggs, B.Williams, L.Young

OUT: M.Boyd, E.Wood, C.Smith, Roberts

Fremantle v West Coast Eagles

Sunday 16 July, 4.40pm at Domain Stadium

DOCKERS

B: L.Ryan, J.Hamling, L.Spurr

HB: E.Hughes, M.Johnson, C.Blakely

C: S.Hill, L.Neale, B.Hill

HF: L.Weller, H.Ballantyne, N.Suban

F: M.Walters, B.Cox, D.Tucker

R: S.Darcy, N.Fyfe, D.Mundy

I/C from: S.Kersten, R.Nyhuis, G.Logue, H.Crozier

IN: D.Mundy, L.Spurr

OUT: T.Sheridan, Grey

EAGLES

B: B.Sheppard, W.Schofield, T.Barrass

HB: E.Yeo, J.McGovern, S.Hurn

C: A.Gaff, S.Mitchell, L.Jetta

HF: L.Duggan, J.Darling, J.Cripps

F: M.LeCras, J.Kennedy, M.Hutchings

R: N.Vardy, M.Priddis, L.Shuey,

I/C from: D.Sheed, C.Masten, D.Petrie, J.Nelson

IN: J.Kennedy, W.Schofield, C.Masten, J.Nelson

OUT: E.Mackenzie, S.Wellingham, M.Karpany, Lycett

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