Cow Talk R6 –> R7

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

 

Hi Everybody!

Hi Everybody!

Hola a todos!

He’s still at it. 

You should never have let him put Duolingo on his phone. 

Muchas gracias Padre!

You have to admit he’s getting pretty good at it. 

¿Podrías darme otra semilla de calabaza, por favor?

No, I think you have had enough for now. 

Wait, you speak Spanish?

Nope, but there was only one thing that could have meant. 

Well, I can think of other things it could have meant. 

Any that do not involve profanity?

Um, no, right, because those words you know, he did not use them, so yeah, must have been asking for a Pumpkin seed,

Got it on one. 

Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas

…no idea. 

So, before Seňor Hamster further distracts us…

¡Soy una adorable distracción!

….we have two things to talk about this week. 

Please!

Firstly, last week was a bit rough for lots of us. The order of matches made it worse but it was  just a big ugh week. Not everything went wrong but still. So, no matter how mad it was or who you missed or should have missed, things often work out, and if not, well, there is always next year. 

Can you give an example of how things work out? Like, sounds dodgy.

¿Quieres volver a mi casa, brinca-brinca?

Yeah, so, I thought I had messed up before round one and it turns out I didn’t, because luck. Planned to start with Rankine and Levi, got spooked by the sub news and went to Brayshaw and Sam PP.  Then I traded out Tsatas to get Levi next round. So it looked like I had messed up my structure, gotten an expensive crap cow and then needed a trade to bring in one of the guys at traded out, and I had to ditch a cow I’d have rather kept. So, I was really unhappy to have messed up before the first round was even over. Was pissed up until Tsatas broke his hand, which made that a trade I would have made anyway, so just unhappy about the wrong players. 

But, now after 6 rounds, you are happy to have Brayshaw over Rankine and to have SPP at all! 

Yeah, I stressed myself out for nothing. Worse, something that worked well, even if by accident. 

So the point is?

Tienes unos muslos hermosos

Uh, the point is that no matter how unhappy you are now, it will either end up right, or at least not matter so much in the end. So for people like me who missed Naicos, well, no worries, have a tasty beverage of your choice, and be thankful your hamster isn’t learning Spanish!

¡Mis pezones explotan de alegría!

Ok, what’s the other thing?

We talked about age last week, but mostly in regards to non-cows. Probably worth mentioning a thing that I tend to forget every year. 

Which is?

Rookies almost never keep up good scores all season. An 18 year old just is not going to have a body that can handle a full season. Lots of them can barely handle 3-4 matches in a row, or make it to the byes. But, we are getting more and more rookies that are not 18 years old. Someone like Bice, who is 24, very well could keep it up all year. So, check the age of anyone you are thinking of keeping. 

Defenders

Z Reid: 

Last week: Wow. Play on field and enjoy the price rises

This week: Ugh, sorry about last week. . 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		119,900
1	45	119,900
2	36	119,900
3	88	119,900
4		163,100
5	104	163,100
6	38	220,700
7	62.2	264,700
8	62.2	285,891	21,191	21,191
9	62.2	283,109	-2,782	18,409
10	62.2	291,735	8,626	27,035
11	62.2	298,113	6,379	33,413
12	62.2	302,831	4,717	38,131
13	62.2	306,319	3,488	41,619
14	62.2	308,899	2,580	44,199
15	62.2	310,806	1,908	46,106

 

Trainor: 

Last week: Wow. Play on field and enjoy the price rises 2, Richmond Boogaloo. 

This week: Let us never speak of last week again. Hold him long enough he may make more cash, but darn. . 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		133,500
1	50	133,500
2	24	133,500
3	90	133,500
4	82	156,200
5	80	201,400
6	2	259,500
7	54.7	264,200
8	54.7	255,708	-8,492	-8,492
9	54.7	238,245	-17,463	-25,955
10	54.7	248,581	10,336	-15,619
11	54.7	256,224	7,643	-7,976
12	54.7	261,877	5,652	-2,323
13	54.7	266,057	4,180	1,857
14	54.7	269,148	3,091	4,948
15	54.7	271,433	2,286	7,233

 

Prior: Nice score, hold more 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		169,200
1	50	169,200
2	57	169,200
3	78	169,200
4		163,100
5	54	163,100
6	92	235,500
7	66.2	273,000
8	66.2	295,560	22,560	22,560
9	66.2	317,630	22,069	44,630
10	66.2	322,560	4,931	49,560
11	66.2	326,207	3,646	53,207
12	66.2	328,903	2,696	55,903
13	66.2	330,897	1,994	57,897
14	66.2	332,371	1,475	59,371
15	66.2	333,462	1,090	60,462

 

Bice: A down week for him which was still just fine. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		113,500
1	52	113,500
2	96	113,500
3		113,500
4	124	113,500
5	89	203,400
6	79	286,100
7	88.0	340,400
8	88.0	364,739	24,339	78,639
9	88.0	382,295	17,557	96,195
10	88.0	399,252	16,956	113,152
11	88.0	411,791	12,539	125,691
12	88.0	421,064	9,273	134,964
13	88.0	427,921	6,857	141,821
14	88.0	432,992	5,071	146,892
15	88.0	436,742	3,750	150,642

 

Connor O’Sullivan: Darn 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		148,700
1	48	148,700
2	88	148,700
3	77	148,700
4	103	203,900
5	42	268,200
6	54	295,400
7	68.7	306,400
8	68.7	299,276	-7,124	-7,124
9	68.7	305,780	6,504	-620
10	68.7	317,064	11,284	10,664
11	68.7	325,409	8,345	19,009
12	68.7	331,580	6,171	25,180
13	68.7	336,143	4,563	29,743
14	68.7	339,518	3,375	33,118
15	68.7	342,013	2,496	35,613

 

Finn O’Sullivan: Does have a job. May soon be sent to Moo-ron Mountain. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		199,000
1	51	199,000
2	42	199,000
3	44	199,000
4		207,400
5	69	207,400
6	28	221,200
7	46.8	225,700
8	46.8	230,387	4,687	4,687
9	46.8	224,052	-6,335	-1,648
10	46.8	227,667	3,615	1,967
11	46.8	230,340	2,673	4,640
12	46.8	232,317	1,977	6,617
13	46.8	233,779	1,462	8,079
14	46.8	234,860	1,081	9,160
15	46.8	235,659	799	9,959

 

Midfielders

 

Knevitt: Hold and hope?

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		145,800
1	82	145,800
2	58	145,800
3	20	145,800
4		181,200
5	50	181,200
6	40	189,900
7	50.0	188,900
8	50.0	201,495	12,595	12,595
9	50.0	210,810	9,314	21,910
10	50.0	222,112	11,302	33,212
11	50.0	230,470	8,358	41,570
12	50.0	236,651	6,181	47,751
13	50.0	241,222	4,571	52,322
14	50.0	244,602	3,380	55,702
15	50.0	247,102	2,500	58,202

 

M Reid: 

Last week: Well. Huh. I’d hold and hope for another spike score. Not sure why the drop in scoring. 

This week: Hey, another spike score! Nice.

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		131,500
1	50	131,500
2	75	131,500
3	106	131,500
4	73	199,100
5	58	258,500
6	82	294,900
7	74.0	312,000
8	74.0	325,196	13,196	13,196
9	74.0	342,017	16,821	30,017
10	74.0	350,925	8,908	38,925
11	74.0	357,512	6,587	45,512
12	74.0	362,383	4,871	50,383
13	74.0	365,986	3,602	53,986
14	74.0	368,650	2,664	56,650
15	74.0	370,620	1,970	58,620

 

Lindsay: The 9 is out of his cycly, so he will finally start to make money, we hope

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		158,500
1	86	158,500
2	78	158,500
3	9	158,500
4		193,400
5	48	193,400
6	55	202,000
7	55.2	198,700
8	55.2	216,777	18,077	18,077
9	55.2	233,323	16,546	34,623
10	55.2	245,648	12,324	46,948
11	55.2	254,762	9,114	56,062
12	55.2	261,501	6,740	62,801
13	55.2	266,485	4,984	67,785
14	55.2	270,171	3,686	71,471
15	55.2	272,897	2,726	74,197

 

Henderson: Did not play

Moraes: Please keep your job again

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		113,500
1		113,500
2	52	113,500
3	94	113,500
4	43	113,500
5	42	166,800
6	30	201,800
7	52.2	199,900
8	52.2	202,655	2,755	2,755
9	52.2	209,195	6,540	9,295
10	52.2	223,832	14,637	23,932
11	52.2	234,656	10,824	34,756
12	52.2	242,660	8,004	42,760
13	52.2	248,579	5,919	48,679
14	52.2	252,956	4,377	53,056
15	52.2	256,193	3,237	56,293

 

C Hall: Did not keep his job

Lalor: One more week of 112 in his cycle, after which he may be ready to go. We shall see. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		203,500
1	74	203,500
2	39	203,500
3	45	203,500
4	112	220,759
5		248,300
6	70	248,300
7	68.0	283,800
8	68.0	320,234	36,434	36,434
9	68.0	327,753	7,519	43,953
10	68.0	332,430	4,677	48,630
11	68.0	335,889	3,459	52,089
12	68.0	338,447	2,558	54,647
13	68.0	340,339	1,892	56,539
14	68.0	341,738	1,399	57,938
15	68.0	342,772	1,034	58,972

 

Long: I suspect that the 72.7 average is lower than what he will be scoring for a while. He is 22 years old….

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0	30	200,900
1	113	200,900
2	57	200,900
3		240,000
4	26	240,000
5	114	263,000
6	96	280,600
7	72.7	311,600
8	72.7	355,213	43,613	43,613
9	72.7	369,218	14,005	57,618
10	72.7	369,274	56	57,674
11	72.7	369,316	41	57,716
12	72.7	369,346	31	57,746
13	72.7	369,369	23	57,769
14	72.7	369,386	17	57,786
15	72.7	369,398	12	57,798

 

Rucks

Flynn: The past is past. He will make money, he needs to come in, and argh. Used an 80 for the average, which is probably about his floor. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		261,900
1	87	261,900
2		261,900
3		261,900
4		261,900
5		261,900
6	141	261,900
7	80.0	261,900
8	80.0	291,237	29,337	29,337
9	80.0	348,248	57,011	86,348
10	80.0	363,479	15,231	101,579
11	80.0	374,742	11,263	112,842
12	80.0	383,071	8,329	121,171
13	80.0	389,231	6,159	127,331
14	80.0	393,785	4,555	131,885
15	80.0	397,154	3,368	135,254

 

Forwards

Hugo Garcia: Well, worth another week of holding, after that we shall see. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		245,800
1	54	245,800
2	25	245,800
3	99	245,800
4	54	260,000
5	84	269,800
6	59	303,300
7	62.5	311,100
8	62.5	320,778	9,678	9,678
9	62.5	318,443	-2,335	7,343
10	62.5	318,262	-181	7,162
11	62.5	318,127	-134	7,027
12	62.5	318,028	-99	6,928
13	62.5	317,955	-73	6,855
14	62.5	317,901	-54	6,801
15	62.5	317,861	-40	6,761

 

Levi Ashcroft: He is 18 years old, so let’s hope he stays good to his bye, or spikes and get sold sooner. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		185,500
1	84	185,500
2	72	185,500
3	36	185,500
4	87	221,700
5	90	249,100
6	89	277,400
7	76.3	322,500
8	76.3	351,207	28,707	28,707
9	76.3	366,403	15,196	43,903
10	76.3	372,048	5,645	49,548
11	76.3	376,223	4,175	53,723
12	76.3	379,310	3,087	56,810
13	76.3	381,594	2,283	59,094
14	76.3	383,282	1,688	60,782
15	76.3	384,530	1,249	62,030

 

Davidson: He did well enough to make people who held onto him happy but not so well that people who sold will feel unhappy. How nice of him. He is 23 years old. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		113,500
1	39	113,500
2	72	113,500
3	129	113,500
4	54	189,800
5	61	252,100
6	82	293,200
7	72.8	303,700
8	72.8	319,867	16,167	16,167
9	72.8	337,047	17,179	33,347
10	72.8	345,704	8,658	42,004
11	72.8	352,106	6,402	48,406
12	72.8	356,841	4,734	53,141
13	72.8	360,342	3,501	56,642
14	72.8	362,931	2,589	59,231
15	72.8	364,846	1,915	61,146

 

Kako: Has a job, has DPP, Has  Job Has DPP, still gonna make money, hold on, hold on….

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		149,500
1	62	149,500
2	34	149,500
3	62	149,500
4		163,100
5	38	163,100
6	55	191,700
7	50.2	210,200
8	50.2	218,659	8,459	8,459
9	50.2	230,301	11,641	20,101
10	50.2	236,791	6,490	26,591
11	50.2	241,590	4,799	31,390
12	50.2	245,139	3,549	34,939
13	50.2	247,764	2,625	37,564
14	50.2	249,705	1,941	39,505
15	50.2	251,140	1,435	40,940

 

Sam PP:  

Last week:  Voted most likely to be sold after two more rounds. Unless he tons up again. 

This week: Tonned up again! So, once more voted most likely to be sold after two more rounds. Unless he tons up again. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		180,500
1	18	180,500
2	83	180,500
3	48	180,500
4	74	199,000
5	101	236,800
6	106	272,700
7	71.7	325,700
8	71.7	363,874	38,174	38,174
9	71.7	379,155	15,280	53,455
10	71.7	375,298	-3,857	49,598
11	71.7	372,446	-2,852	46,746
12	71.7	370,337	-2,109	44,637
13	71.7	368,777	-1,560	43,077
14	71.7	367,624	-1,153	41,924
15	71.7	366,771	-853	41,071

 

Stone: Oh  gosh. I mean, like soon will be off to Moo-ron Mountain. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0	64	199,900
1	42	199,900
2		199,900
3	46	199,900
4	29	155,600
5	39	166,000
6	40	176,600
7	43.3	175,200
8	43.3	183,565	8,365	8,365
9	43.3	191,664	8,099	16,464
10	43.3	199,125	7,461	23,925
11	43.3	204,642	5,517	29,442
12	43.3	208,722	4,080	33,522
13	43.3	211,739	3,017	36,539
14	43.3	213,971	2,231	38,771
15	43.3	215,620	1,650	40,420

 

Curtain: Doing better than I had thought. Really needs a good score this week, definitely at risk of a drop. 

Week	Score	Price	Proj. Change	Total Proj
0		158,600
1	26	158,600
2	82	158,600
3	90	158,600
4	65	204,500
5	42	254,900
6	48	274,600
7	58.8	271,400
8	58.8	266,404	-4,996	-4,996
9	58.8	270,140	3,736	-1,260
10	58.8	277,686	7,546	6,286
11	58.8	283,265	5,580	11,865
12	58.8	287,392	4,126	15,992
13	58.8	290,443	3,051	19,043
14	58.8	292,700	2,257	21,300
15	58.8	294,368	1,669	22,968

 

 

Dodgy Advice: Tom Stewart. If he stays all dodgy and hurt, he’ll be worth what he costs. He could well do batter.  

Prep for incoming fallen premiums in future weeks. 

 

Remember the Cow Talk guarantee: “All predictions wrong or triple your money back!”  (Offer not valid if money is actually involved.)

I am time zonally challenged.  When Cow Talk goes live, I’m probably asleep, so replies from me may take a while.

 

Gracias por leer!