Cow Talk Round 16 –> Round 17

Written by Father Dougal on September 10 2020

Small or Far Away – Father Dougal on Cows

Hi Everybody!

Last set of numbers for the season. At this point I’d normally be looking back, and maybe doing haikus, but…




Five, seven, and five

Syllables in a haiku

This is not a haiku


Actual Haiku!

Actual Haiku!


Shorter or longer

What was this season, really?

Somehow it was both



This week’s commentary is again brought to you by the Cow Talk Advisory Panel, also known as the C-TAP.

I’m the hamster and I am afraid a lot

I’m the Imaginary Interlocutor and go with my feelings

And I’m me, and I try to make productive use of thinking. Emphasis on the “try”.


I forgot Irving


Starcevich:     Played and got hurt after scoring seven.  Will not be available for R17 due to concussion protocol.

Noble: Did not play

Brander: Did not play

Young: Did not play

 Williamson: Growth done, but…he has a job…..which he did not do last week

Day: Decent scoring if he is D6. Cash there to take out but not the worst D6 ever.

McKay:  Not as good a D6 as Day, but again not the worst

Hill ID be scared of him as D6. I’d even feel better with Day! He’s….not likely to be in my team again, that’s for sure.

The Eggman-Smith:  Did not play.

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg-Thatcher:  Warm body at best now. At Best. Does have my favorite nickname since Twilight Narkle!

McPhearson:  Did not play.

Sholl:  Makes a fine D7



Brown: Did not play

Pickett: Did not play

Mcinerney: Oh Crap, he was playing! And he got a 120! Wow,  darn, I so missed that. I mean, nobody was that patient, probably but still. Wow.

Hayden: Did not play.

Serong: Does seem worth playing., especially in a best 18 round.

Caldwell: Did not play

Hibberd: Did not play

Simpson:  Did not play.

Mayes: Did not play.


Pittonet: Did not play

Draper: He played money was made. Cash in now, if you dare!



Budarick:  How do you still own this guy? Yeah, how do you still own this guy?  I…don’t know how I still own this guy.

King: Did not play

Taylor: Did not play

Vandermeer: Did not play

Rankine:  Oh, like I have a clue what he will do.  I think we already know who he is.

Georgiades: Did not play

Aarts: Did not play

Close: Still playing, still DPP

Mahoney:  Did not play


Dodgy Advice

If you have more than two trades, use (# of trades left) – 2 at a minimum this round.


Other stuff:

Songs from the Cow Talk Playlist for this week: Alice Cooper and Weird Al Yankovic – Danke Schoen

The Premier League is starting up real soon now, and once again there is an official SCT league. The code is mykvn3


Remember the Cow Talk guarantee, all advice wrong or triple your money back! (Offer not valid if money is actually involved.)

I am time zonally challenged.  When Cow Talk goes live, I’m probably asleep, so replies from me may take a while.

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for reading!

Thanks for reading!


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2 thoughts on “Cow Talk Round 16 –> Round 17”

  1. Thank you for all your hard work keeping us entertained as well as informed during this very trying and strange year.
    All the best FD.



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