Small or Far Away – Father Dougal on Cows
Hi Everybody!
Last set of numbers for the season. At this point I’d normally be looking back, and maybe doing haikus, but…
Haiku!
Haiku!
Five, seven, and five
Syllables in a haiku
This is not a haiku
Actual Haiku!
Actual Haiku!
Shorter or longer
What was this season, really?
Somehow it was both
This week’s commentary is again brought to you by the Cow Talk Advisory Panel, also known as the C-TAP.
I’m the hamster and I am afraid a lot
I’m the Imaginary Interlocutor and go with my feelings
And I’m me, and I try to make productive use of thinking. Emphasis on the “try”.
I forgot Irving
Defenders
Starcevich: Played and got hurt after scoring seven. Will not be available for R17 due to concussion protocol.
Noble: Did not play
Brander: Did not play
Young: Did not play
Williamson: Growth done, but…he has a job…..which he did not do last week
Day: Decent scoring if he is D6. Cash there to take out but not the worst D6 ever.
McKay: Not as good a D6 as Day, but again not the worst
Hill: ID be scared of him as D6. I’d even feel better with Day! He’s….not likely to be in my team again, that’s for sure.
The Eggman-Smith: Did not play.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg-Thatcher: Warm body at best now. At Best. Does have my favorite nickname since Twilight Narkle!
McPhearson: Did not play.
Sholl: Makes a fine D7
Midfielders
Brown: Did not play
Pickett: Did not play
Mcinerney: Oh Crap, he was playing! And he got a 120! Wow, darn, I so missed that. I mean, nobody was that patient, probably but still. Wow.
Hayden: Did not play.
Serong: Does seem worth playing., especially in a best 18 round.
Caldwell: Did not play
Hibberd: Did not play
Simpson: Did not play.
Mayes: Did not play.
Rucks
Pittonet: Did not play
Draper: He played money was made. Cash in now, if you dare!
Forwards
Budarick: How do you still own this guy? Yeah, how do you still own this guy? I…don’t know how I still own this guy.
King: Did not play
Taylor: Did not play
Vandermeer: Did not play
Rankine: Oh, like I have a clue what he will do. I think we already know who he is.
Georgiades: Did not play
Aarts: Did not play
Close: Still playing, still DPP
Mahoney: Did not play
Dodgy Advice
If you have more than two trades, use (# of trades left) – 2 at a minimum this round.
Other stuff:
Songs from the Cow Talk Playlist for this week: Alice Cooper and Weird Al Yankovic – Danke Schoen
The Premier League is starting up real soon now, and once again there is an official SCT league. The code is mykvn3
Remember the Cow Talk guarantee, all advice wrong or triple your money back! (Offer not valid if money is actually involved.)
I am time zonally challenged. When Cow Talk goes live, I’m probably asleep, so replies from me may take a while.
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Thank you for all your hard work keeping us entertained as well as informed during this very trying and strange year.
All the best FD.
Thanks to all three of you!