Cow Talk Round 11 –> 12

Written by Father Dougal on June 5 2019

Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows

Cough, moan.

That’s not a very funny start? Or gripping. Not even as good as the “Dark and Stormy Night” bit

Yeah, sorry. I seem to have caught a cold, hopefully just that, and am, in fact, seriously wobbly.

We care why?

Because it is gonna seriously get in the way of me being coherent

Your normal is not coherent!

Ok, it will cut my coherence by 20%

What, oh no. Surely you can find it in you to be 20% cooler? I mean coherent! Both even!

Sorry. If it takes brain, ain’t gonna happen this week.


I did the numbers, but I’m not gonna try to do individual write ups. Just the numbers

Don’t the numbers take brain?

Yeah, but I had already done them.

Any theme for the week? Like, to write about? Like the part that usually comes after the banter?


C’mon, you have to do something. Just one word each?

…yeah, ok, one word each. After the did or did not play, if they played. I can only get those so wrong….no comment on that…..


Note: I put in the byes. I think I got them right. If I did not, it is just formatting and will not change the numbers. I also didn’t manage to add any players, which I know I need to. Maybe tomorrow?


Collins – Did not play

Scrimshaw – Did not play

Hore – Did not play

Clark – Did play -Meh

Duursma – Did play -Hold

Wilke – Did play – Reliable

Rozee – Did play – Useful

Burgess – Did play – Plastics


Walsh – Did play – Tiring

Butters – Did play -Polka!

Atkins – Did play -Penultimate

Cousins – Did play -Upgrade

Bailey Smith – Did play -Harvest

Gibbons –  Did play -Whatever

Stack– Did play – Keep

Lockheart – Did not play

Davies – Uniacke – Did play – Unpredictable


O’Brian – Did play – Bugger


Parker – Did play – Rosebud

Setterfield – Did play – Disappointment

Miers – Did play -Geronimo!

Petruccelle – Did play -Soon

Balta – Did play – Darn

Baker – Did play -Divine


Remember, all predictions wrong or triple your money back!

Apologies in advance for delays in responding to comments, ’cause sleep and work. Stupid time zones.

Let me know what I missed and messed up in the comments. I’ll try and fix and add tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks for Reading!




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6 thoughts on “Cow Talk Round 11 –> 12”

  1. Thanks father, you may want to check Stack’s forward scoring. You’ve used his last score. Get well.


  2. Get well soon, Father. In the mean time, I hope the Interlocutor and the hamster are treating you well, bringing you cups of tea and whatnot.

    Anyway, fingers crossed it is just a cold. I don’t know if North America has had the same strain of the flu that we’ve got in Australia this year, but it’s a bad one – I’m young and otherwise healthy, and it knocked me over for a month earlier in the year. So hopefully it’s not that. 🙂


    1. Thanks everyone. I think it is a cold combined with allergies. Bad allergy season here.


  3. Thanks FD,

    Will cull ROB/Hore this week, Atkins next week, Walsh & Balta during there byes and most likely Duursma round 14



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