Small or Far Away, Father Dougal on Cows
Cough, moan.
That’s not a very funny start? Or gripping. Not even as good as the “Dark and Stormy Night” bit
Yeah, sorry. I seem to have caught a cold, hopefully just that, and am, in fact, seriously wobbly.
We care why?
Because it is gonna seriously get in the way of me being coherent
Your normal is not coherent!
Ok, it will cut my coherence by 20%
What, oh no. Surely you can find it in you to be 20% cooler? I mean coherent! Both even!
Sorry. If it takes brain, ain’t gonna happen this week.
Meaning?
I did the numbers, but I’m not gonna try to do individual write ups. Just the numbers
Don’t the numbers take brain?
Yeah, but I had already done them.
Any theme for the week? Like, to write about? Like the part that usually comes after the banter?
Nope.
C’mon, you have to do something. Just one word each?
…yeah, ok, one word each. After the did or did not play, if they played. I can only get those so wrong….no comment on that…..
Note: I put in the byes. I think I got them right. If I did not, it is just formatting and will not change the numbers. I also didn’t manage to add any players, which I know I need to. Maybe tomorrow?
Defenders
Collins – Did not play
Scrimshaw – Did not play
Hore – Did not play
Clark – Did play -Meh
Duursma – Did play -Hold
Wilke – Did play – Reliable
Rozee – Did play – Useful
Burgess – Did play – Plastics
Midfielders
Walsh – Did play – Tiring
Butters – Did play -Polka!
Atkins – Did play -Penultimate
Cousins – Did play -Upgrade
Bailey Smith – Did play -Harvest
Gibbons – Did play -Whatever
Stack– Did play – Keep
Lockheart – Did not play
Davies – Uniacke – Did play – Unpredictable
Rucks
O’Brian – Did play – Bugger
Forwards
Parker – Did play – Rosebud
Setterfield – Did play – Disappointment
Miers – Did play -Geronimo!
Petruccelle – Did play -Soon
Balta – Did play – Darn
Baker – Did play -Divine
Remember, all predictions wrong or triple your money back!
Apologies in advance for delays in responding to comments, ’cause sleep and work. Stupid time zones.
Let me know what I missed and messed up in the comments. I’ll try and fix and add tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks for Reading!
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Get well soon mate. Thanks for the numbers
Thanks father, you may want to check Stack’s forward scoring. You’ve used his last score. Get well.
Setterfield …. you are kind …
Get well soon, Father. In the mean time, I hope the Interlocutor and the hamster are treating you well, bringing you cups of tea and whatnot.
Anyway, fingers crossed it is just a cold. I don’t know if North America has had the same strain of the flu that we’ve got in Australia this year, but it’s a bad one – I’m young and otherwise healthy, and it knocked me over for a month earlier in the year. So hopefully it’s not that. 🙂
Thanks everyone. I think it is a cold combined with allergies. Bad allergy season here.
Thanks FD,
Will cull ROB/Hore this week, Atkins next week, Walsh & Balta during there byes and most likely Duursma round 14